We no longer list the current members of Clan Old Fart because web-bot spiders use our listed email addresses for spam.  If you wish to join the clan and participate in matches please email to: membership@oldfart.com.   The requirements to become a clan member and remain an active member* are as follows:

1.

(Not applicable at this time because we are not playing competitively in any leagues) A player wishing to join must have a minimum of 5 hours of playing time showing in one of our server's player statistics.  This way we get to know each other's attitudes and play styles.

2.

A player wishing to join must be over 25 years of age.

3.

(Not applicable at this time because we are not playing competitively in any leagues) An active member* must play on our server a minimum of 8 hours per month, practices (if we hold them) are included in the total hours.  We will use the statistics for total hours.

4.

(Not applicable at this time because we are not playing competitively in any leagues) An active member* must participate in practice sessions.  (At this time, practices are scheduled very intermittently to prepare for matches.)   (Contact smiley@oldfart.com for the password needed to enter the practice.)

5.

Dues are collected every six months to pay for the server, the server's hosting to the net, web domain address, web site, and other essentials.  Dues are non-refundable.   (What did ya think. . . this stuff doesn't grow on trees!)

6.

Members can be suspended or removed from clan, with just cause, at the discretion of :-), Flying Dutchman, Fartman, and G_Man.

7.

The roster of any official clan match will be at the discretion of  :-) or the designated Match Coordinator. 

8.

You will have to recite the following  Statement Of Gas:  "I came, I saw, I farted.   I will eat beans everyday because I stink and the world needs more methane.  I have the power to clear out any room, thus I am an Old Fart!"   

9.

(Not applicable at this time because we are not playing competitively in any leagues) You need to install ICQ, RogerWilco, and some form of IRC on your PC so you can participate in clan chats.